Elizabeth ‘Lessa’ McDonald, is a SAHM of three (A boy and two girls, ages 17,15, and 10). She lives in a small town in Alaska, where she amuses herself during the dark, cold, winters by snarking on anything, everything, and watching too much bad reality TV.

She’s always written during the commercials of her favorite shows, and now is no different, except that you all get to read her snarky comments more often the ever before. God Bless the Internets!

With a Bachelor of Science degree in Graphic Arts, one of Lessa’s other jobs is website and graphic design. Her clients currently consist of mainly belly dancers. Her son is forever grateful.

Her other other job involves financial planning and helping other families. She once wrote for the Living North of Sixty column of the online paper The Sourdough. And of course, there’s her prattling on and on about her family life, kids, cats and dog at Kaleidoscopic Eclat.

To say that Lessa spends an obscene amount of time attached to her computer by her fingertips would not be an exaggeration. Girl needs a laptop – maybe THEN she’ll get some sun! (Girl has a laptop. Sun? What’s that?)

Lessa is NOT your normal soccer mom. She cusses, she rants, she raves, she does the unthinkable and jokes about SEX in front of the teenagers. She acts 16, more so than the more than double years she actually has lived, and her Teenagers love her for it.

They have too. It’s in the contract.

But enough about Lessa – Let’s talk about them pesky Teenagers!