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PostHeaderIcon Happy 2010!

I hope everyone is sufficiently recovered from their New Years Eve festivities in time for this, the first Monday of a brand new year to rear it’s ugly head! Before we move forward this year, I thought I’d finish off the fun we had here at Christmas time and beyond – because I know you’ve been asking yourself “What else has Lessa been up too?!” Right? Right!

So, I mentioned the awesome gift Peppermist got me – she knows I’m obsessed with pacman, original arcade style, yo! – and she got me a blue ghostie! That walks! Which is about 15 shades of AWESOME, ya know? So I was playing with it (…shush you…) while listening to my Glee Soundtrack (..if you ain’t listening and lovin’ Glee, I’m not sure we can be friends!) on my shiny new iPod Touch that the boy is still in trouble for and the Thong Song came on. And since my Ghostie was already holding my headphones…

And well. Who am I to resist the siren call of such an opportunity?! Observe…

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INORITE?! So. Very. Awesome.

And as proof that I have THE BEST Teens on the planet, including the ones I kinda adopted – The Twins decided to spoil me/us too, and got me an old fashioned popcorn maker! It’s a little mini version of the BIG ones at the Theater, ya know? And it makes DELISH fluffy popcorn, which we can salt and butter to our liking, and we’ve gone through a metric ton of the stuff after stealing Nana and Papa’s popcorn kernals – cuz we didn’t have any of our own. Heh. (Yes, Nana! The Popcorn Fairy will arrive with more soon, all fresh popped and delish!) It’s a BIG hit, and we’ve eaten the Pup’s Weight in the stuff since it was delivered. Thanks girls!

What else – OH YES. For Christmas, Peppermist, who wants to be the Alaskan Ace Of Cakes, received an awesome basket of cake decorating goodies and cake mixes from Nana to practice with! Thus, a couple nights ago, Peppermist armed herself with Auntie’s icing recipe, and took over the kitchen for her very first cake decorating experience.

There were mutterings, there were ponderings, there was the decision to simply use pink because she likes it so THERE mama. She was determined to learn to make an icing rose – and when she bounded around the corner happily to show off a perfect rose, I couldn’t help but applaud. I asked her if it was on the first try – and she said yes…around a mouthful of pink icing. Hahahah!

The cake turned out pretty damn well, especially for her first time. I look forward to sampling many other creations over the years to come. Nana’s already put in her order for her upcoming birthday, even. :)

Watch out, Duff! The Alaskan Ace Of Cakes is on her way!

Things teenagers say...
  • ...on school trips and internet friends -

    Me: HEY! Internet Friend! The HS band is on its way to Miami on Wednesday!
    Internet Friend: Sweet!
    Me: yeah, so, all of the punishments for rule-breaking involve "sent home at parent's expense" and since, ya know, i don't HAVE any spare expense? I just told Peppermist if she fucks up, she was staying in Florida with you.
    Internet Friend:... I hope to god you were kidding...
    Me: ....why would I kid about something like that *wide eyed*
    Peppermist: but I thought your internet friends LOVED ME? TEAR!
    Internet Friend:...I have one 58 alcoholic child to deal with. I don't think I could handle another.
    Peppermist: but I'm not an alcoholic! .....most of the time.
    Internet Friend: 0.0
    Me: ...guess who she gets her sense of humor from...
    Internet Friend: ...oh boy.

  • on the timing of the wedgie... -

    Glee Cast, on winning their Golden Globe: This is for everyone who ever got a wedgie in high school!
    Peppermist: I have never gotten a wedgie.
    Me: In high school - I'm nice and only do that to you at home.
    Peppermist: It has never happened!
    Me: oh you LIE! It's happened JUST THIS YEAR!
    Peppermist: Has not!
    Me: Just a couple months ago!
    Peppermist: That wasn't THIS YEAR, mom.
    Me: ...........
    Peppermist: BOOYAH, and she wins on a TECHNICALITY!

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